HUMOUR!

Sur les ampoules! (ou autres...)




HM feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb ?
One, and that's not funny.
or

Two - one to declare that the bulb has violated the socket and one to secretly wish that she was the socket.


HM Reagan aides does it take to screw in a light bulb ?
None- them like to keep him in the dark.


HM Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb ?
None- they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.


HM Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb ?
They donıt need light bulbs - they glow in the dark.


HM baby boomers does it take to screw in a light bulb ?
Ten - six to talk about how great it is that theyıve all come together to do this, one to screw it in, one to film it for the news, one to plan a marketing strategy based on it and one to reminisce about mass naked bulb screwing in the Œ60s.

HM Gen Xers does it take to screw in a light bulb ?
Two - one to shoplift the bulb so the boomers have something to screw in and the other to screw it in for minimum wage.


HM L.A. cops does it take to screw in a light bulb ?
Six - one to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.


HM O.J jurors does it take to screw in a light bulb ?
None of them believe it is broken.


HM Dolly clones does it take to screw in a light bulb ?
As many as you like. As many as you like.


HM Bre-X geologists does it take to screw in a light bulb ?
None, because there is no light bulb.
Or
One, and but the one been screw is the geologist.


HM politician does it take to screw in a light bulb ?
None, because there is always light at the end of the tunnel.